leaving hades...check please!!

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right? Not just with you but everyone around? Well that was my day! I took so many complaints, everyone either wanted something fixed or wanted to let me know how miserable they were. My office should have been entitled complaint department. Before lunch I thought ok after lunch it will  improve, it better because I let my nurse who we cover for each other, have the afternoon off. But no I was graciously greeted by one who said he understood why everyone was so hard on him and his mistakes only to want to dredge it all up again. That's when I started thinking, is he really assuming responsibility and trying to correct it or is he really just saying what everyone wants him to say? Then I thought, you know I should just greet everyone who comes into my little office with a sign that would describe it perfectly....Welcome to Hades...after all I kept thinking how much worse can it get? But then I found out, I was talking with one man who was upset that his physician wasn't taking care of him like he should, I asked did you tell him what you needed, knowing he hadn't because we are talking about one of my more superior physicians, no was the answer. At that point I wondered would the paramedics revive me if I wrapped this telephone cord around my neck? And why is it I can only find safety scissors when I really want a sharp object? I had one of my physicians so upset with me because his personal parcel was opened when it was publicly sent to the clinic. HHHMMM did you ever think to have it sent to your private mailbox at your private house. No? really? That 'welcome to hades sign' looks pretty good right now. BTW when it says 'this to shall pass' does it really have to pass at a turtle pace? So I think if no one has any more complaints, and seeing that the lights are off and no one else is here I think I will leave Hades and take a four day weekend...instead of the usual closed sign on the door, mine will now read...Leaving Hades, check please!!